Thousands of years ago, ancient sages cracked the code of the universe. They told us deep, cryptic teachings, but then... the truth went underground. Why? Because the powers that lead us realized that if people discover secrets of existence, things like governments, money, education, organized religion, and polite society would crumble faster than a cookie in hot tea.
Everything I believed about life was the utter nonsense
My regrets of the past clung to me like a toilet paper from the ass, and my fears of the future were my personal horror movies.
False values sneak up on me daily, like spam emails from the universe. But now that I know the game, I’m choosing to laugh at the world, at myself. My thoughts? They’re not me. They're just loud roommates in my mental apartment, constantly rearranging furniture without asking. And yet, I believed them, which made them the GPS for my life.
Now, I get it. I’ve seen through the game. No more letting circumstances move me. No more buying society’s weird games. The battle is on! Keeping my attention out of my mind chatter and firmly planted in the present moment.
I’m a saint of ordinary life
I live with my wife in a small and cozy 550 sq. ft. apartment, which is our love nest, yoga studio, and work office. I’m a simple guy. I like simple things. Complications are banned, and over-thinking gets fined.
I am not a spiritual guy. Okay. I drink beer, wine, tequila, whiskey. I smoke. I eat meat. I do yoga like it’s my part-time religion, but you won’t find me in yoga studios with wonderful Lululemon pants women. I’m not here to be your guru. Heck, I don’t even recommend you being like me.
My awakening is my life’s magnum opus. I mix the sacred with the secular, the holy with the hangover. Spirituality meets real life: bills, shopping lists, social awkwardness and all of it. I neither watch TV nor read news. I skim headlines though. I don’t vote, don’t pick sides, and avoid political debates like they’re expired milk.
Everything we see is... imagination
You’ve heard of the Law of Attraction, right? Watched "The Secret," expected a mansion, got a parking ticket? Welcome to the club. The universe is basically empty space. Look it up or take my word for it — either way, it’s your mind playing a 3D game, pretending to be something else.
In the end you get old. You forget everything. You realize life was a cosmic joke and you were the punchline. Too bad it takes almost 80 years to get the joke. Sorry, not on my to-do list to help you realize this sooner. I'm not your guru, your therapist, or your motivational speaker.
I have no agenda to fix the world. Not me. Saving the whales? Love them, but nope. Walking for cancer or AIDS? I walk to the fridge, that’s about it. No offense. As Ranjit Maharaj said: "'I' is illusion. Everything is illusion. But to understand illusion, the illusion is necessary".
The world won't change. Because it doesn’t exist. Boom!!! But your understanding can change, and that changes the world. It's all your choice. You are the power. The world is yours. Yes, chaos happens. But you? You do your thing and don't cling. Touch everything, hold on to nothing. Confusion is just mental cloud that must be cleared.
I get sad seeing you suffer unnecessarily
Pain is real. It’s the body's alarm. But suffering? That’s your brain binge-watching trauma reruns. Beyond the mind, suffering doesn’t exist. Pain tells your body something is wrong. Suffering? That’s just your ego refusing to let go of a bad stories. Pain is survival. Suffering is a sign of self-importance. Let go of yourself, and you'll ride the waves instead of drowning.
I am telling you the truth. And yes, I’m a saint of the everyday. The only miracle I perform is staying present while standing in a long line at the grocery store. Total acceptance of the now is my power.
I don’t want things to be different from as they already are. Let's go with what is.
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